Dream #1: Worldly Shane
03.07.2010 § Leave a comment
Fred and his Russian hooligans cram themselves into a white van. They make it only halfway down the hotel ramp before vigilantes shoot out their tires and they get swarmed by police. This is all taking place on top of a miniature stop-motion hill out of Tim Burton’s James and the Giant Peach.
Meanwhile, I’m at a pub in London, and Shane is acting all worldly and shit. I just want to go back to my alternative rock posters and pass out.
Then my sister kisses her boyfriend on New Year’s, making him official.