Dream 463: Jurassic Star

09.03.2016 § Leave a comment

It’s the movie Jurassic Park, but with Star Wars characters thrown in the positions of JP characters:

  • Luke & Leia for Alan Grant & Ellie Sattler
  • R2D2 & C3PO for Lex & Tim
  • Han Solo (and Chewbacca) for Ian Malcolm (when Ian gets injured by the T-Rex, instead he gets dunked in carbonite, and for the rest of the movie Chewie just whines)
  • Darth Vader for John Hammond
  • Boba Fett for Robert Muldoon
  • Jabba the Hutt for Dennis Nedry (they are both hefty)
  • Grand Moff Tarkin for Ray Arnold (he still says “Hold on to your butts,” but instead of the Death Star powering up to destroy Alderaan, Jurassic Star powers back up)
  • Greedo for Gennaro
  • Lando for Dr. Harding
  • Obi Wan Kenobi for Dr. Wu
  • Emperor Palpatine for Dodgson
  • Admiral Ackbar as the dock worker
  • Yoda crops up not in place of a JP character, but as a guide while Luke is stranded after the T-Rex attack (in place of the discovery that the dinosaurs are breeding).

When Vader swings by the Visitor Center in his Imperial Shuttle with Han & Chewie in tow to pick up Luke, Leia, and the droids, Luke says “Lord Vader, after careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse this park.” Vader replies, “So have I. And, I am your father.”




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